|Gilgamesh:||hey I just met you|
|Gilgamesh:||but your backstory is depressing|
|Gilgamesh:||so here's a sword to your knee|
|Gilgamesh:||now marry me|
“You look like a virgin.
“Yet you shine with a wondrous shade of gold.
“The more I look at you, the more you prove yourself worthy of my love.
“How admirable, considering you’re quite the mongrel.”