Gilgamesh: hey I just met you
Gilgamesh: but your backstory is depressing
Gilgamesh: so here's a sword to your knee
Gilgamesh: now marry me
"You look like a virgin.
"Yet you shine with a wondrous shade of gold.
"The more I look at you, the more you prove yourself worthy of my love.
"How admirable, considering you’re quite the mongrel."