| Gilgamesh: | hey I just met you |
| Gilgamesh: | but your backstory is depressing |
| Gilgamesh: | so here's a sword to your knee |
| Gilgamesh: | now marry me |

“You look like a virgin.
“Yet you shine with a wondrous shade of gold.
“Hmph.
“The more I look at you, the more you prove yourself worthy of my love.
“How admirable, considering you’re quite the mongrel.”